If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? ~François VI de la Rochefoucault
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~Franklin P. Jones
An unwatched pot boils immediately. ~H.F. Ellis
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~Author Unknown
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. ~Author Unknown
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ~Author Unknown
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? ~François VI de la Rochefoucault
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~Franklin P. Jones
An unwatched pot boils immediately. ~H.F. Ellis
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~Author Unknown
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. ~Author Unknown
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ~Author Unknown
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People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. ~Author Unknown
The trouble with, "A place for everything and everything in its place" is that there's always more everything than places. ~Robert Brault,
It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
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